Tuesday, June 17, 2014

June 13, 2014

13 THINGS WE’VE LEARNED IN HONOR OF FRIDAY THE 13:

13. If cancer could be cured through eating Oreos, Rob would have found a cure by now.
12. If Oreos don’t solve the world’s problems, Rob will work them out through the consumption of peanut M&M’s.
11.There is a song for every occasion. For example, if a nurse asks if you want miralax you sing Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It!”
10. Once you hear the song “tight pants” it is nearly impossible to get it out of your head!!! (See Jimmy Falon and Will Ferrell but consider yourself forewarned) However Jimmy Falon, Will Ferrell and JLO have nothing on the Peterson Family’s version of #tightpantsforaftonchemo.
9. Laffy Taffy jokes are funny when you are sleep deprived.
8. Mark Larsen Rumpus from Rumpusville, MS, who just happens to share a birthday with the person Afton is named after, has brought “a lifetime supply of happiness.” (Thank you Sam Lance!)
7. The writers of “Modern Family” must have been spying on Rob Wallace to create the character of Phil Dunphy. He may have his “phil-osophy” but we have our “robology.”
6. When Afton was almost knocked out on drugs and asked what her second form of birth control was—she said “abstinence.” When the doctor said something full proof, she said, “it will last until I’m married so we’re good. It’s called values.”
5. Afton on midazolam or versed is hilarious. She gives the nurses pep talks on how strong she is and that she is going to be fine. “Bring it in girls. . .”
4. Ms. Fairchild’s beach is better than Mr. Wong’s AP summer packet.
3. Afton HATED her feeding tube. She is a swimmer and she likes real food!!!!
2. Radiation masks may be ugly but who wants to get nuked in the wrong spot?
1. There is strength in numbers!!! Thank you everyone for your thoughts, prayers and kind words!!!

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